Friday, May 27, 2011

TV Roundup: Season One of Archer, Battlestar Galctica, and Boardwalk Empire

Today I’m debuting what will hopefully become a fairly regular addition to this blog. I write movie reviews with some frequency and have mentioned television quite often, but I have yet to actually review tv shows. In accordance with this being the lair of the Film Czar, that changes today. And yes, I consider television to be film. After all, TV shows are filmed, no? (I plan on writing an essay comparing and contrasting the two media some day, but that’ll have to wait).


I don’t have the time or patience to individually review episodes of television—I recommend this blog for that—so instead I think I’ll step back and review whole seasons of shows after I finish them (or however far I get with a show with which I decide not to continue). I’m starting with three cable shows, for all of which I recently finished the first season. And why not do it alphabetically? So first up is FX’s Archer.


Archer, Season 1


What if there were an American James Bond, only instead of a suave gentleman he was a juvenile, petty, petulant man-child? This is essentially the premise of Archer, a consistently funny animated show that comes, somewhat surprisingly, from FX (it looks like, and has the sensibilities of, something from Adult Swim or Comedy Central).


Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Film Reviews: Babel, Source Code, The Machinist

Babel


It’s a good thing that I generally don’t fault a movie for being “award bait”. Sure it can be funny when they try and miss spectacularly (Australia), or were clearly mismarketed as such (The Men Who Stare at Goats), but unless it ludicrously obviously calibrated for an awards crowd (Crash), I’m usually not offended. Which was good for my enjoyment of Babel.


Paul's Cinema Chronology: 1985-1989



What I’ve Seen
1985
Back to the Future
Brazil
1986
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
The Great Mouse Detective
Hoosiers
An American Tail
Three Amigos!
Platoon
Little Shop of Horrors
Castle in the Sky
Aliens
1987
The Chipmunk Adventure
The Untouchables
Full Metal Jacket
Spaceballs
The Brave Little Toaster
The Princess Bride
Wall Street
1988
Bull Durham
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
A Fish Called Wanda
Die Hard
The Land Before Time
Rain Man
Cinema Paradiso
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
Talk Radio
The Naked Gun: From the Files of the Police Squad!
1989
The Abyss
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Back to the Future Part II
Glory
34 Total

Saturday, April 30, 2011

My Movie Rating Methodology





Due to criticism from certain dissident elements of the general public, I’ve decided it’s time to lay out how exactly I assign scores to the movies I review. A rubric, so to speak.

Before I go into what each number means, I want to briefly explain how I judge movies. I also want to give a disclaimer: I have officially taken the Hypocritic Oath, which allows me to freely contradict myself whenever convenient. I wouldn’t want any reader to think I’m unlicensed. Anyways, here are the two general elements on which I judge a movie:

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Paul's Cinema Chronology: 1980-1984



What I’ve Seen:

1980
Caddyshack
Airplane
The Empire Strikes Back
1981
Clash of the Titans
Raiders of the Lost Arc
Heavy Metal
1982
E.T.
Blade Runner
Tron
The Scarlet Pimpernel
Tootsie
Gandhi
The Secret of NIMH
1983
The Meaning of Life
Return of the Jedi
Scarface
1984
This is Spinal Tap
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Streets of Fire
Ghost Busters
Amadeus
The Terminator
Nineteen Eighty-Four
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
24 Total

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Paul's Film Chronology: The 1970s



What I’ve Seen

1970
The Aristocats
Patton
1971
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Dirty Harry
A Clockwork Orange
1972
The Godfather
1973
The Exorcist
Robin Hood
Charlotte’s Web
Badlands
1974
Young Frankenstein
The Godfather: Part II
Chinatown
Blazing Saddles
1975
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
The Apple Dumpling Gang
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Barry Lyndon
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
1976
Taxi Driver
Rocky
Network
All the President’s Men
1977
The Rescuers
Star Wars: A New Hope
Saturday Night Fever
Cross of Iron
1978
The Star Wars Holiday Special
Animal House
1979
Manhattan
Life of Brian
Apocalypse Now
Alien
32 Total

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Reviews: Black Hawk Down, Centurion, Rango

Black Hawk Down



One reviewer famously concluded that Ridley Scott’s Black Hawk Down was “Saving Private Ryan without the slow parts”. Hyperbole aside, there is something to that. Black Hawk features as visceral battle scenes as any movie ever made, and there is little to no down time once they start. It’s an exhausting experience.