Friday, September 30, 2011

The 10 Funniest Examples of Unintentional Innuendo in Harry Potter


And now for another dose of juvenile humor, even less mature than last time. My justification for including this on the blog is that there were 8 Harry Potter movies. So what if all of these are from the books? Hopefully I'll have some real content finished soon.

Drumroll Please...

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Superman is a Dick

Just 'cuz




Thanks to the hilarious superdickery.com for that.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

TV Roundup: Season 5 of Friday Night Lights, Season 1 of Game of Thrones

Friday Night Lights Season 5


The usually stupendous and occasionally transcendent Friday Night Lights had to come to an end at some point, unfortunately. The show featured a large, expensive ensemble, and was watched by so few people that NBC had no problem pawning it off to DirecTv. And so one of the best things to air on television—and especially on the networks—in many years finished its amazing run with a stellar final season. Note: Spoilers ahead for the first four seasons. If you haven’t seen them…do.


Thursday, June 30, 2011

Paul's Cinema Chronology: 1995-1996


What I’ve Seen


1995

Twelve Monkeys

Toy Story

The Usual Suspects

Species

Se7en

Pocahontas

Outbreak

Memories

Ghost in the Shell

GoldenEye

Dead Man Walking

Canadian Bacon

Casper

Braveheart

Balto

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

1996

Waiting for Guffman

Trainspotting

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

The Birdcage

Swingers

Space Jam

Sgt. Bilko

Scream

Romeo + Juliet

Muppet Treasure Island

Mission: Impossible

Matilda

Jerry Maguire

Independence Day

Happy Gilmore

Hamlet

101 Dalmations

33 Total


Sunday, June 12, 2011

Paul's Cinema Chronology: 1990-1994



What I’ve Seen:

1990
Back to the Future Part III
Dances With Wolves
Die Hard 2
Goodfellas
Home Alone
Presumed Innocent
The Godfather: Part III
The Hunt for Red October
The Rescuers Down Under
1991
An American Tail: Fievel Goes West
Beauty and the Beast
Dead Again
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Rock-A-Doodle
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
The Rocketeer
The Silence of the Lambs
1992
A Few Good Men
Aladdin
Glengarry Glen Ross
Honey I Blew Up the Kid
Malcolm X
My Cousin Vinny
Porco Rosso
The Last of the Mohicans
Unforgiven
White Men Can’t Jump
1993
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
Groundhog Day
Ninja Scroll
Jurassic Park
Look Who’s Talking Now
Philadelphia
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Schindler’s List
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Three Colors: Blue
1994
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Clerks
Dumb and Dumber
Forrest Gump
Hoop Dreams
Maya Lin: A Strong Clear Vision
Paradise Lost: The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills
Pulp Fiction
Quiz Show
Speed
The Crow
The Hudsucker Proxy
The Lion King
The Mask
The Santa Clause
The Shawshank Redemption
The Swan Princess
54 Total

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Film Reviews: The Tree of Life, The Hangover Part II, and X-Men: First Class


The Tree of Life



Wow, where to begin with this one? I have the strong suspicion that over the next few months and years many critics much more insightful and articulate than I will be writing about this film, and I feel almost presumptuous talking about it. And yet, here I go.


Friday, May 27, 2011

TV Roundup: Season One of Archer, Battlestar Galctica, and Boardwalk Empire

Today I’m debuting what will hopefully become a fairly regular addition to this blog. I write movie reviews with some frequency and have mentioned television quite often, but I have yet to actually review tv shows. In accordance with this being the lair of the Film Czar, that changes today. And yes, I consider television to be film. After all, TV shows are filmed, no? (I plan on writing an essay comparing and contrasting the two media some day, but that’ll have to wait).


I don’t have the time or patience to individually review episodes of television—I recommend this blog for that—so instead I think I’ll step back and review whole seasons of shows after I finish them (or however far I get with a show with which I decide not to continue). I’m starting with three cable shows, for all of which I recently finished the first season. And why not do it alphabetically? So first up is FX’s Archer.


Archer, Season 1


What if there were an American James Bond, only instead of a suave gentleman he was a juvenile, petty, petulant man-child? This is essentially the premise of Archer, a consistently funny animated show that comes, somewhat surprisingly, from FX (it looks like, and has the sensibilities of, something from Adult Swim or Comedy Central).