Saturday, April 30, 2011

My Movie Rating Methodology





Due to criticism from certain dissident elements of the general public, I’ve decided it’s time to lay out how exactly I assign scores to the movies I review. A rubric, so to speak.

Before I go into what each number means, I want to briefly explain how I judge movies. I also want to give a disclaimer: I have officially taken the Hypocritic Oath, which allows me to freely contradict myself whenever convenient. I wouldn’t want any reader to think I’m unlicensed. Anyways, here are the two general elements on which I judge a movie:

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Paul's Cinema Chronology: 1980-1984



What I’ve Seen:

1980
Caddyshack
Airplane
The Empire Strikes Back
1981
Clash of the Titans
Raiders of the Lost Arc
Heavy Metal
1982
E.T.
Blade Runner
Tron
The Scarlet Pimpernel
Tootsie
Gandhi
The Secret of NIMH
1983
The Meaning of Life
Return of the Jedi
Scarface
1984
This is Spinal Tap
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Streets of Fire
Ghost Busters
Amadeus
The Terminator
Nineteen Eighty-Four
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
24 Total

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Paul's Film Chronology: The 1970s



What I’ve Seen

1970
The Aristocats
Patton
1971
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Dirty Harry
A Clockwork Orange
1972
The Godfather
1973
The Exorcist
Robin Hood
Charlotte’s Web
Badlands
1974
Young Frankenstein
The Godfather: Part II
Chinatown
Blazing Saddles
1975
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
The Apple Dumpling Gang
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Barry Lyndon
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
1976
Taxi Driver
Rocky
Network
All the President’s Men
1977
The Rescuers
Star Wars: A New Hope
Saturday Night Fever
Cross of Iron
1978
The Star Wars Holiday Special
Animal House
1979
Manhattan
Life of Brian
Apocalypse Now
Alien
32 Total

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Reviews: Black Hawk Down, Centurion, Rango

Black Hawk Down



One reviewer famously concluded that Ridley Scott’s Black Hawk Down was “Saving Private Ryan without the slow parts”. Hyperbole aside, there is something to that. Black Hawk features as visceral battle scenes as any movie ever made, and there is little to no down time once they start. It’s an exhausting experience.


Sunday, February 27, 2011

The First Annual "I'm Right" Awards



Welcome to the first annual I’m Right awards, wherein I second-guess the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. I’m going to look over the 2011 Oscar race category by category, and reveal my picks. The Shyamalanian twist here is that I’m not going to limit myself to what the Academy nominates; if I think an aspect of a different film is more deserving than any of the nominees, then that’s my pick (which may not happen all that much, actually. By my count I’ve only seen 21 movies from 2010. So we’ll see). Also, whether or not my pick is from the existing nominations, I’ll give a quick rundown of the existing category and how I think they measure up to each other. There a few categorizations with which I disagree (like Hailee Steinfeld being nominated as a supporting instead of lead actress despite having more screentime than any other character), so where that happens I’ll note it and omit it from my order.


And of course, there are a number of nominated movies that I have not yet seen, so those I’ll just ignore.


Here are my arbitrary Oscar picks. In random order.


Friday, February 25, 2011

Paul's Cinema Chronology: The 1960s

What I’ve Seen


1960:

Pycho

Inheret the Wind

Spartacus

1961:

One Hundred and One Dalmation

Judgement at Nuremberg

1962:

To Kill a Mockingbird

Lawrence of Arabia

Dr. No

1963:

The Sword in the Stone

From Russia with Love

1964:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Neindeer

Mary Poppins

Goldfinger

Dr. Strangelove

1965:

The Sound of Music

1966:

A Man for All Seasons

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

1967:

The Jungle Book

1968:

Yellow Submarine

Romeo and Juliet

Barbarella

2001: A Space Odyssey

1969:

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Age of Consent

24 Total


Monday, February 21, 2011

Paul's Cinema Chronology: The 1950s



What I've Seen

1950:
Cinderella
Rashoman
1951:
A Streetcar Named Desire
Ace in the Hole
Alice in Wonderland
1953:
Roman Holiday
Niagara
Peter Pan
1954:
Seven Samurai
Rear Window
On the Waterfront
1955:
Les Diabolique
Lady and the Tramp
1957
Nights of Cabiria
12 Angry Men
Paths of Glory
The Seventh Seal
1958
Vertigo
1959
North by Northwest
Ben-Hur
The 400 Blows
Some Like it Hot
21 Total