Sunday, March 6, 2016

The 2016 I'm Right Awards

Greetings and salutations, welcome to the sixth (!) annual I’m Right Awards!  I can’t believe I’ve been doing this stupid thing for six years now, you’d figure eventually I’d get a life.  Well, you’d be wrong about that, and probably other stuff too, ya dummy.  (The last few months have taught me that apparently insulting people makes you popular, so I’m trying it out.  See, e.g., Trump v. Bush). Meanwhile, I’m right, about movies at least.

The rules are pretty much unchanged from the last couple of years: I’m going to run through and give my own five nominees and winners for all of the traditional Oscar film categories, with a few little tweaks. I’ve removed the categories that I don’t have an opinion about, due to either a) not having scene (m)any, like Best Documentary, or b) I don’t care about, like Best Makeup and Hairstyling. But I am a just and benevolent god, and for every category I’ve taken away, I’ve added one of my own (okay not quite, I didn't replace the three shorts categories). These new categories are mostly the same as they’ve been the last couple of years, but there are a few tweaks, and I’m trying out a brand new one.  Hooray!

All of this is, of course, only in my own humble opinion…though I am right. It says so in the title.

And, without much further ado…the Pauls!

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

The 2015 I'm Right Awards

Welcome, welcome, to the fifth annual I’m Right Awards, celebrating everything that I was right about in 2014. Actually, no, that would take me weeks to write, so why don’t we focus on something a little more specific, maybe…hmm, I don't know, there are so many options. Wait, did someone say movies? Sounds great!

The rules are pretty much unchanged from the last couple of years: I’m going to run through and give my own five nominees and winners for the traditional Oscar film categories, with a few exceptions. I’ve removed some of the categories that either a) I’m not really qualified to judge due to, you know, not having seen (m)any (see, e.g., Best Documentary), or b) I don’t give a turd about (like Best Original Song). But as Paul taketh away, Paul also giveth, so for every category I’ve taken away, I’ve added one of my own. These new categories are the same as last year, which means nothing more than I didn’t feel like spending time trying to think of new ones. The only real change from last year is that I have reinstated the two different Screenplay categories.

All of this is, of course, only in my own humble opinion…though I am right. It says so in the title.

And, without much further ado…the Pauls!

Thursday, December 4, 2014


In case anyone cares, I've pretty much entirely moved my movie reviewing over to (specifically I'm still planning on writing another I'm Right Awards here in a few months, and perhaps some other stuff, but most of what I'm writing now is over there.

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

The 2014 I'm Right Awards

Velkommen, bienvenue, benvenuto, tervetuloa, and welcome, to the fourth annual I’m Right Awards! It’s so lovely to have all you beautiful and sophisticated people—with great taste in seldom-updated blogs—with me. No, you’re the best!

Quick rundown of the rules, which are mostly unchanged from last year: I’m going to go, category by category, through many of the Oscar categories and give my personal list of what the nominees, and winner, should have been. In my humble opinion, of course…though, after all, I am right. It says so right in the title.

Anyways, like in the past few years, I’ve replaced a few of the Oscar categories with new ones of my own. Some I ditched because I think they’re dumb, or at least don’t really fit in with the rest, like the shorts categories. Others I’ve chosen to replace simply because I haven’t really seen enough films to render any sort of opinion, namely Best Foreign Film and Best Documentary. I’ve gotten rid of a couple of my original categories from last year and replaced them with what I think are better one; Best Trailer is gone, as is Best Sequel, Remake, or Ripoff.

Finally, I’ve consolidated Best Adapted and Best Original Screenplay into one category (Best Screenplay); I understand the value of treating them differently (adapting source material and coming up with your own are very different tasks), but the distinctions were giving me a headache. So, fuck it.

And, without much further ado…the Pauls!

Saturday, November 30, 2013

The Year in Paul: 2006

What I’ve Seen

American Dreamz
Blood Diamond
Casino Royale
Children of Men
Flags of Our Fathers
For Your Consideration
Half Nelson
Inside Man
Jesus Camp
Letters from Iwo Jima
Little Miss Sunshine
Man of the Year
Mission: Impossible III
Nacho Libre
Night at the Museum
Notes on a Scandal
Open Season
Over the Hedge
Pan’s Labyrinth
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Snakes on a Plane
Stranger than Fiction
Superman Returns
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
The Da Vinci Code
The Departed
The Devil Wears Prada
The Fountain
The Good Shepherd
The Illusionist
The Last King of Scotland
The Lives of Others
The Pink Panther
The Prestige
The Queen
This Film Is Not Yet Rated
V For Vendetta
X-Men: The Last Stand
50 Total

Sunday, August 4, 2013

The Year in Paul: 2005

What I’ve Seen

A History of Violence
Aeon Flux
Batman Begins
Brokeback Mountain
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Coach Carter
Corpse Bride
Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room
Escape to Canada
Fantastic Four
Four Brothers
Fun with Dick and Jane
Good Night, and Good Luck
Guess Who
Hard Candy
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Kicking and Screaming
King Kong
Kingdom of Heaven
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World
March of the Penguins
Me and You and Everyone We Know
Sin City
Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
Lady Vengeance
Thank you for Smoking
The 40 Year Old Virgin
The Ballad of Jack and Rose
The Brothers Grimm
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
The Constant Gardner
The Fall of Fujimori
The Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
The Interpreter
The Island
The Longest Yard
The New World
The Producers
Two for the Money
V for Vendetta
Walk the Line
War of the Worlds
Wedding Crashers
Why we Fight

61 Total

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Series Obituary: Young Justice

Today I’m debuting a new series on this blog—which probably means I’ll do it twice and never come back, but that’s neither here nor there. I’ve written about TV a time or two before, but I’d like to start doing it more consistently (though, in all likelihood, not more frequently). Reading over my Friday Night Lights piece, I realized that what I was attempting to do was essentially write an obituary of the show, as it unfortunately had to wrap up. While that piece didn’t totally do that perfectly, I like the idea, so I’m going to try and start writing a short (ha!) essay when a show that I really like ends, beginning with the ones that have ended in 2013. Of the two, 30 Rock ended first, and I’ll get to it (probably), but I want to start with a show that ended far too soon: Cartoon Network’s Young Justice